I hate it when strangers say “I don’t bite.”

troll-patrol:

honestliars:

Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”

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When you write ‘LOL’ or ‘hahahahahaha!’ in an IM…

sodamnrelatable:

They think you look like this:

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When in reality… you look like this:

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The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.

sodamnrelatable:

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When somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out

sodamnrelatable:

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Why is this gif so accurate?

sodamnrelatable:

Mom bought pizza for dinner

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School gets cancelled

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Teacher is absent

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brother/sister gets beaten

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passing your test

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your crush talks to your first

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